Boys Will Be Boys

I'm in the mood to blog. Don't ask. Haha. So anyway. I know I'm late but, happy father's day to all fathers out there, except mine of course. The wish also goes out to all the fathers-to-be out there, and since it's a sincere-heartfelt wish, here's a section dedicated to all of them, with an exception. I write their bios of what types of fathers they would be, then i predict their sons too!!(when they make one) So here goes!! :D this is fun as hell. (got the idea while driving back from grandma's)

Father's Day. A day to celebrate and commemorate all the good deeds a daddy has done. But i'm here to predict what kind of dads my pals will be in the future x). We ready? good. Let's start withhhhhhhhh

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1. Justin Sim!! :D
Well now. Justin comes from a family which is very pro-attitude, pro-manners, pro-edu, pro-legitimate and all. Very cheerful. Wide smile. ( girls melt. seriously. like that time at leo ir this year. wtf wei. wtf.) Justin can be pretty useless when it comes to running errands. Has the brains to counter that tho. Futsal dribbler ace. Lovelife. Wtf. Grow some cajones to go tell the girl u like man. Its happened to you far too many times. But! we're all here for you baby face J! :D Drinks, and gets tipsy. Bottlecap pro( see kevs blog. kicked my ass good)
PREDICTIONS
FATHERHOOD : 7/10. BT OMG LA. " Son, this is LB and DB. come talk to them. "
SON'S NAME : Gabriel Sim
Gabriel grows up to be one cute kid la. Inherits his daddy's cute charm, and music genes. Gabriel will have his way with the girls. BIG TIME. Gabe will be smart, and i think, will be an rhcp fan too.


2. Kevin Cheong!!


Likes anal sex, so i'm going to get him a size 4 dildo. HAHAHA! Serious now. Kevin is smart, as smart as they come. Mixed with ceylon, like yours truly. But not tht rojak. At least he's more chinese than me, bt he dislikes his kind. Liquorhead. Good. Very loyal frind. Great scout. Funny temper. Nice hoppy walk. Guitarist. Horrible driving at night. Strategist( all those rts plus coh nights). Wise i think. Lovelife. Hmm. quite a respectable fellow la.
PREDICTIONS
FATHERHOOD : 9/10. He will raise his son well.
SON'S NAME : Adrian Cheong ( HAHAHAHAHAHFUCKAHAHAHA!!)
Adrian will be the bomb. Ace at studies, and a good leader. I hope he wnt enjoy sodomy like his dad does. ew. Might be the ladiesman too, if only Papa Kev would let adrian hang out more at his godfather's house to learn a trick or two! :P love, uncle shads.



3. Ryan Wulf!!

Wulf is a freak. Drives like a maniac, has a cupboard full of katana swords, dresses like a jap goth freakshow, plays zombie games like a maniac, toys around with car mechanics like a freak, plays keyboard like a maniac, did i mention drive like a freak? Beng's lovelife has been an inspiration to me. Wulf and Mrs. Wulf have been mating since ages. Ahh soree i meant been together. Since like. what. 06. huhu. Keep it up man. That proves sumthn.
PREDICTIONS
FATHERHOOD : 3/10. Daddy's a werewulf demon. Amanda, pls raise your son well. And make me godfather please. I'll help.
SON'S NAME : Ryan Wulf Jr.
The mascot of Carls Jr, i hope Wulf jr wont grow up to be like his dad. I wana be godfather to a wulf :D


3. Bernard Chan!!
Ahem. What the fuck. Let's ignore the picture. Brad's kiddo will want to forget that in an instant. hahaha!! Brad's nice. Loves food, needs food. Humble, wise and temper like gilababipukimakoi. Good at sports, great friend, knows his priorities, edu-pro, family-pro, and yeah quite the disciplined gentleman la. All round decent.
PREDICTIONS
FATHERHOOD : 10/10. nuff said.
SON'S NAME : Kevin Chan
Kevin will be just like his dad. Cool, laidback, smart, nice. I'm happy for u brad. Then, the 4 kids will meet with a 5th, and start a band. just like their dads. aww. ahahahaha!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA NO offence guys, that was all just for good fun. SEE! I'm a good friend rytee?? hehe. Ima gweat fwuen. Awshuum. Can u imagine? lol start thinking abt it guys. Before i leave. Don't try to predict me and mine la yea? :P takkan dapat punye. So i leave u guys with two dumb fucking funny vids. 1st from wulf. 2nd from pauline. WTF HILARIOUS.

WORD ON THE STREET. THAT'S WHATS UP.
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